- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

okay so theres this guy.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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