Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What comes after 69? 70

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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