What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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you suck

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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