What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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