"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Badabing.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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