- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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