- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Take part of what?

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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