Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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