What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Amazing

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Whats funny? Your face.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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