How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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