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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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