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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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