- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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