Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Jebron Lames.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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