- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Bob Saget

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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