- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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