- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

YEAH THEY DO!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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