mexicans fishing

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Anti Joke

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