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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's your blood type? Red.

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