- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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