- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

ilglsdfbvklwbkvbsjklgvsdgbvilsdbklvbwdjkbvwdfseghrfvuowebg

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??