Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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