Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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A gay man watches football.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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