- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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