- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

you will like this because i am black.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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