- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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