- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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