- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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