what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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im gay

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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