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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Knock knock Go away

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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