A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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