- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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