A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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