- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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