Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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