What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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