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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Daniel is a fag

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Caramel Boing.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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