A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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