How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

THe Election

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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