- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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