Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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women's rights

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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