Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Make me famous

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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