- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

A miserable man committed suicide.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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