You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

my mind's eye?

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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