- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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