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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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