What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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were you expecting a joke

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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