what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Anti Joke

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