- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

the WNBA.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

My wife made me a sandwich

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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