Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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